Tuesday, March 25, 2008

A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Hello!!!... Bottles won't fit in the printer!!!

March - Got really excited... Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... Box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours... Power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... Wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... Learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm... Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C"... Isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's... They are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911. "Duh"... There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

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