Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Dos and Don'ts of Text Message Flirting

We live in a texting world. So let's see what the web says about says about texting and flirting.

  • Do say text me when you give out your number.
  • Don't text just saying "hi".
  • Don't purposely send him a "mis-text."
  • Do text him back within 24 hours.
  • Do ask him out over text. Wha???
  • Don't kid yourself. If his texts are only after 10pm he's lookin' for booty.
  • Don't TUI (text under the influence).
  • Do use the phone on certain occasions.
  • Don't go overboard with the abbreviations and acronyms.
  • Don't send a sexy message before you are in an exclusive relationship.
  • Do learn how to throw him into the friend zone.
  • Don't text your ex.
  • Do send a thank-you text post date, but if it was a great fireworks kinda date call him the next day to thank him.
And there you have it!

Go forth and properly text-flirt.

3 comments:

Treva said...

Those are great tips. I will share them with Alisha. I must admit I have done a miss tex and acted like I meant to send it to someone else just to see if they were alive!

Teaseburger said...

I beleive that you break several of these consistently. So I'm commenting on this so you can re-read the rules. :o)

Courtney said...

Jerk!

Let me review and comment...
The only one that I can say I've broken within the last 3 months is the "Don't text an ex." All the rest I have NOT broken!

Honest!

I swear!