How to Catch Small Bugs

Note to self...
Never look up at your porch light. You may not like what you see.
Being as 2 of the 3 light bulbs were also dead, I got a wild burr up my butt and hosed it down. Removing best I could with a spray nozzle all the spider webs and bug carcasses. After allowing plenty of drying time I replaced the bulbs.

Tada!