How to impress...

How to impress a woman:
Compliment her
Caress her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Love her
Comfort her
Stroke her
Tease her
Protect her
Hug her
Hold her
Dine her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Go to the ends of the earth for her

How to impress a man:
Show up naked
Bring beer