I just heard this quote, and it's fantastic! Now, I know I'm going to butcher it, so don't quote me on it. HA!
"Spas are open because of the customers. So I just volunteered for the job."
Kate on "Jon and Kate Plus 8"
Do you get it?!? Customers keep a business (spa, pedicure place, etc.) open. So as a customer I'm just doing my duty to help keep them open!
Ok, so I wish my memory was better. But my short term is shot. Actually, so is my medium and long term. I need more Ginkgo Biloba!