If Men Got Pregnant

• Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay.
• There would be a cure for stretch marks.
• Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
• Morning sickness would rank as the nations #1 health problem.
• All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
• Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet-trained.
• Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
• They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
• Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00pm.
• Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
• Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
• They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
• Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
• Women would rule the world.