Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Handy Pocket-Size Excuse List

I'd love to but...
  • I want to spend more time with my blender.
  • The man on television told me to stay tuned.
  • It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
  • I'm building a pig from a kit.
  • I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
  • There's a disturbance in the Force.
  • I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
  • I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
  • I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
  • I've come down with a really horrible case of something of other.
  • My plot to take over the world is thickening.
  • I have to fulfill my potential.
  • I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
  • I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
  • I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
  • I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
  • I'm trying to be less popular.
  • I have to study for a blood test.
  • I have to rotate my crops.
  • I prefer to remain an enigma.
  • I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

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