Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Hotter than Hades!

Who knows, it might actually be hotter. All I know is this... I imagine hell to be a horribly hot place with flames. Flames help justify the heat.

"Don't touch the fire."
"Because it's hot."

"How do you know it's hot?"
"Because fire is hot."

So, in hell, the heat is justified by the flaming fire. But there is nothing to justify the heat here in the Central Valley.

The pool isn't even cool, it's like luke warm bath water.

Guess I'll just crank the A/C (at 83 whooping degrees) and lay under a fan.

Oh, and I'll have ice cream and popsicles for dinner.

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